Conversation I had over a week ago:
Me: I would like to suggest that we could make a positive hypothesis about the existence of Jesus due to the drag effect he has on cars proportionate to the number of bumper stickers bearing his name scattered across their backs.
espressofrog: The Flying Spaghetti monster is naturally attracted to bumper stickers, his invisible appendages loves to touch them and they get stuck to the plastic surface and dragged along as the car moves away. Jesus is only one of the many hand/tentacle puppets he used to communicate with the non-pastafarians at some time.
Me: No one bearing the mark of His Noodly Appendage has ever held me up due to the weight of His worship. Those bearing the fishy mark of the False Jewish Prophet, on the other hand, appear to need to pray at every intersection and indeed drive as if they bear the body of their tortured Savior on the hood of their car.
Me: I would like to suggest that we could make a positive hypothesis about the existence of Jesus due to the drag effect he has on cars proportionate to the number of bumper stickers bearing his name scattered across their backs.
espressofrog: The Flying Spaghetti monster is naturally attracted to bumper stickers, his invisible appendages loves to touch them and they get stuck to the plastic surface and dragged along as the car moves away. Jesus is only one of the many hand/tentacle puppets he used to communicate with the non-pastafarians at some time.
Me: No one bearing the mark of His Noodly Appendage has ever held me up due to the weight of His worship. Those bearing the fishy mark of the False Jewish Prophet, on the other hand, appear to need to pray at every intersection and indeed drive as if they bear the body of their tortured Savior on the hood of their car.
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