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Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
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Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
I don't know what it is with me and lawn mowers. But once again I managed to run over something not good for the mower. Last time it was a metal fence post buried in the mud from when they replaced my house. Last year I couldn't start it, neighbor told me it was because I left my battery attached. So I replaced it, and it started. So it had been sitting all winter and I was thinking I would have to do the same thing, replace the battery because I didn't disconnect it. Ok fine, but turned out this time, the battery was fine and it just needed gas. GREAT. So I get through 99% of the yard and RUN OVER THE MOWER COVER! 
I am hopeful all I will have to do is detangle what got caught. I bet everyone reading this is happy I don't have control of the nuclear codes.
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#2
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
Shouldn't you be Brian38 then?
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#3
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
Buy a goat Brian.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
(June 25, 2020 at 2:15 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: Buy a goat Brian.

It would suicide.
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#5
RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
Have you ever thought of taking a walk through your yard BEFORE you mow? You know, to check for obstacles?

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
Alternatively, you could just set fire to it.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
(June 25, 2020 at 2:11 pm)no one Wrote: Shouldn't you be Brian38 then?

It is funny you should mention that. The entire number thing at the end of my name, started long ago when I joined Infidel Guy's website I was 36 at the time, and my intent was to change it every year, but it was too much a pain in the ass after the first time. So I simply stuck with 37.

(June 25, 2020 at 3:12 pm)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote: Have you ever thought of taking a walk through your yard BEFORE you mow? You know, to check for obstacles?

Boru

Lawn mower or not, I have been a clutz my entire life, this is simply another example.

If you asked me to boil water, I could burn it, and and my entire neighborhood.
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RE: Ok, so I am a dumbass once again.
*klutz
 “Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I’m not sure about the universe.” ~Albert Einstein                                                 
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(June 25, 2020 at 4:12 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: *klutz

Like I have said prior, I am a bad speller. But please don't tell me you don't find if funny that I ran over my own lawn mower cover. 

That isn't funny to you?

I once broke the glass of an antique grandfather clock with a loaf of frozen loaf of french bread.

I also once painted an F-14 Tomcat fighter jet scale model in camouflage, which was never a desert or jungle jet.

If anyone asked me to build exact replicas of stop signs mine would end up with triangles, plaid and paisley.

If anyone remembers the story about the painting who restoration experts aske do fix the old painting of Jesus Well seems Mary is the latest victim.

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/murill...in-1888995
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(June 25, 2020 at 4:18 pm)Brian37 Wrote:
(June 25, 2020 at 4:12 pm)arewethereyet Wrote: *klutz

Like I have said prior, I am a bad speller. But please don't tell me you don't find if funny that I ran over my own lawn mower cover. 

That isn't funny to you?

I once broke the glass of an antique  grandfather clock with a loaf of frozen loaf of french bread.

I also once painted an F-14 Tomcat fighter jet scale model  in camouflage, which was never a desert or jungle jet.

If anyone asked me to build exact replicas of stop signs mine would end up with triangles,  plaid and paisley.

If anyone remembers the story about the painting who restoration experts aske do fix the old painting of Jesus  Well seems Mary is the latest victim.

https://news.artnet.com/art-world/murill...in-1888995

I don’t find it funny. I find it kind of sad.

Boru
‘Let me never fall into the vulgar mistake of dreaming that I am persecuted whenever I am contradicted.’ Ralph Waldo Emerson
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