Me, "I'm here for the booze and the hookers!"
Her, "Ma'am, this is a library!"
Me (whispers), "I'm here for the booze and the hookers!"
Her, "Ma'am, this is a library!"
Me (whispers), "I'm here for the booze and the hookers!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"