Little Billy runs home crying.
Mother, "Why are you crying, Billy?"
Billy, "The priest just washed out my mouth with soap!"
Mother, "Did you say a bad word?"
Billy, "No, he said it was to get rid of his DNA!"
Mother, "Why are you crying, Billy?"
Billy, "The priest just washed out my mouth with soap!"
Mother, "Did you say a bad word?"
Billy, "No, he said it was to get rid of his DNA!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"