A man finds a dusty old lamp. While he’s polishing it up (as usually happens in jokes like this), a genie appears.
‘For freeing me from the lamp, I grant you three wishes. And no - you can’t wish for addition wishes, so don’t even go there.’
The man thinks for a moment and says, ‘I wish you couldn’t count.’
‘Granted! Now, how many wishes do you have left?’
‘A billion.’
‘Hmm…that sounds about right.’
Boru
‘For freeing me from the lamp, I grant you three wishes. And no - you can’t wish for addition wishes, so don’t even go there.’
The man thinks for a moment and says, ‘I wish you couldn’t count.’
‘Granted! Now, how many wishes do you have left?’
‘A billion.’
‘Hmm…that sounds about right.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
