RE: What it means to be an atheist and face the ignoramuses
December 1, 2011 at 12:00 pm
(This post was last modified: December 1, 2011 at 12:04 pm by reverendjeremiah.)
(November 30, 2011 at 5:26 pm)Doubting Thomas Wrote:(November 30, 2011 at 2:53 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Oh a fish that can survive a day on land? I'll see your lungfish Doubting T and raise you homo sapiens. A bony fish that spends it's entire life (minus baths and the occasionally dip) planted on terra firma.
I'm not a fish, I'm a land animal. I can't even swim. Not to say that we didn't come from aquatic creatures millions of years ago, though.
I like calling water "Fish piss"

I also call the ocean "drink"
So when I am working on the water with an apprentice I tell him or her "Becareful not to drop your tools in the drink."
Oh..and when someone offers me a glass of water I say: "Water? Shit man..dont you know fish fuck in that? Hand me a beer instead."