What do atheists think of pagans and wiccans

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

Huh.  Over on this side of the planet where we allow visual art beyond calligraphy, we call them artists or, as they gain notoriety, celebrities, or as it most often turns out, that pretty girl hosting First Thursday.  They don't control your brain, silly rube.  Don't mistake your lack of control for someone else's control.

Maybe they are artists too.
I know nothing about Wiccans and Pagans. I only know that there is magic in their religion.
But what is called magic is more a form of telepathy. Creating audio and visual illusions. Talking long distance. Conversation with telepathy, not talking.

It isn’t just Wiccans and (other) pagans who can do magic. Pick a card, any card. Look at it and remember it. Place it back in the deck. Shuffle the deck and hand it to me. *pause for dramatic effect*.

Three of hearts. Ta da.

Boru