RE: In her shag-at-sea grace..
September 20, 2022 at 2:56 am
(This post was last modified: September 20, 2022 at 3:10 am by The Grand Nudger.)
(September 19, 2022 at 8:28 pm)Rev. Rye Wrote:(September 19, 2022 at 12:53 pm)zebo-the-fat Wrote: All dead people rot, Queens and paupers
Embalming can slow things down a bit though
Also freezing (an option that both Adam Ruins Everything and Richard "The Ice Man" Kuklinski turned me on to, though they championed it for very different reasons), but I don't think the Royal Family chose that option.
Isn't it strange that we've decided that a persons refusal to rot quickly, and all sorts of methods to prevent them from doing so, are the good things? The things we should do, the things that indicate some value or worth or state of affairs?
I'm over here thinking "yeah, that the earth doesn't want that one back." So many stories about incorruptible bodies, and we chase it in our own deaths with burial rites and practices...but a rapid decomp would..to me, suggest that something actually does want them, tut sweet. Personally - I want to be buried naturally on my own property. Only reason I'd want to be kept in a freezer is if I hoped to butchered......
I don't want to be burned, I don't want to be embalmed, I don't want to be stuffed into a cold box, I don't want to be autopsied. I'd never consent to any of that shit, and nobody can even ask me for my consent when I'm dead...so. In a hole... for the safety of the living who remain...going back to where I came from. I consider anything else a violation of my corpse. If anyone ever violates my corpse..that's blood debt, fuckers - and I have alot of kids.
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