A couple is checking into a seedy hotel.
Man, "We'd like a room for the night."
Desk clerk, "Do you have any reservations?"
Her, "I'm not sure about taking it up the bum!"
Man, "We'd like a room for the night."
Desk clerk, "Do you have any reservations?"
Her, "I'm not sure about taking it up the bum!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"