Vladimir Putin is being chauffeured to Kyiv when his driver hits and kills a pig in front of a farm house. Putin orders his driver to go up to the house and explain what happened.
An hour later, the driver staggers back to the car with a bottle of Horilka (Ukrainian vodka) in one hand and a cigar in the other, his clothes all torn and tattered.
‘What happened to you?’, asks the astonished Putin.
‘Well, the farmer’s wife gave me the Horilka, the farmer gave me his last cigar, and his 19 and 21 year old daughters both made passionate love to me.’
‘My God!’, says Putin. ‘What did you tell them?’
‘All I said was, “I’m the President’s driver and I just killed the pig.”
Boru
An hour later, the driver staggers back to the car with a bottle of Horilka (Ukrainian vodka) in one hand and a cigar in the other, his clothes all torn and tattered.
‘What happened to you?’, asks the astonished Putin.
‘Well, the farmer’s wife gave me the Horilka, the farmer gave me his last cigar, and his 19 and 21 year old daughters both made passionate love to me.’
‘My God!’, says Putin. ‘What did you tell them?’
‘All I said was, “I’m the President’s driver and I just killed the pig.”
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
