A pessimist sees a dark tunnel.
An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
A realist sees an oncoming freight train.
The train driver sees three fucking idiots standing on the tracks.
An optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel.
A realist sees an oncoming freight train.
The train driver sees three fucking idiots standing on the tracks.
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"