A man's body first thing in the morning.
Head, "I don't want to get up!"
Body, "Don't make me move!"
Penis, "This IS SPARTA!!"
Head, "I don't want to get up!"
Body, "Don't make me move!"
Penis, "This IS SPARTA!!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"