Friend, "What are the names of your neighbours?"
Me, "Harry and Angus."
Friend, "Not the cats. What are the peoples' names?"
Me, "why the fuck would I know that??"
Me, "Harry and Angus."
Friend, "Not the cats. What are the peoples' names?"
Me, "why the fuck would I know that??"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"