My friend arrived from Sydney yesterday.
"You look different," I said.
"Yes. My doctor has put me on steroids and I've started to grow a penis!"
"Steroids? Anabolic?"
"No, just the penis!"
"You look different," I said.
"Yes. My doctor has put me on steroids and I've started to grow a penis!"
"Steroids? Anabolic?"
"No, just the penis!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"