Two elderly friends meet on the streets of Kyiv and, naturally enough, talk about the war.
One says, ‘I’ve been out of touch for some time. What’s been going on?’
His friend answers, ‘Well, in the war between NATO and Russia, the Russians have lost over a hundred thousand soldiers, hundreds of tanks and artillery pieces, dozens of warplanes and helicopters, and even a few ships.’
‘Good news!’, says the first man. ‘And what are NATO’s losses?’
‘Oh, NATO hasn’t gotten here yet.’
Boru
One says, ‘I’ve been out of touch for some time. What’s been going on?’
His friend answers, ‘Well, in the war between NATO and Russia, the Russians have lost over a hundred thousand soldiers, hundreds of tanks and artillery pieces, dozens of warplanes and helicopters, and even a few ships.’
‘Good news!’, says the first man. ‘And what are NATO’s losses?’
‘Oh, NATO hasn’t gotten here yet.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
