"Dear Santa,
I'm writing to tell you I've been naughty and it was worth it, you fat, judgmental bastard!
Beccs.
P.S. Hope you enjoyed the special cookies with the laxatives."
I'm writing to tell you I've been naughty and it was worth it, you fat, judgmental bastard!
Beccs.
P.S. Hope you enjoyed the special cookies with the laxatives."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"