joke time

[A. Secular Human]

A man goes to a fancy dress party wearing nothing but a glass jar on his penis.

A woman asks, "What are you supposed to be?"

"I'm a fireman," the man replies.

"But you're only wearing a jar!"

"In case of an emergency, break glass, pull the knob, and I'll come as quick as I can!"

Not sure where I heard it, but blood is supposed to be a good lube.

Probably some goddamn vampire.

Or was it a werewolf?

I forget.

Perhaps I'll ask Herschel Walker...he's an expert!