The most disturbing image I saw in my life

[Angrboda]

Then ripped a rib out of him, some say it was the penis bone to create Adams helpmeet. 

Most animals have a penis bone if I remember correctly.

Any realistic and authentic human would testify that the "biblical narrative/stories/tales" are the writings of the Roman monks who worked for Emperor Constantine during the meeting in First Council of Nicaea.

This is an example of the fallacy of poisoning the well. Implying that anyone who disagrees with you is inauthentic and unrealistic and therefore must be wrong.