‘Sir, extend both arms, close your eyes, and touch the tip of your nose with your fingertips.’
‘I can’t do that, officer. I have severe vertigo. I could pass out.’
‘Well, then blow into this breathalyzer for me.’
‘I can’t do that, officer. I have severe asthma. I could suffocate.’
‘Then I’m going to have to take you in for a blood alcohol test.’
‘I can’t do that officer. I have severe haemophila. I could bleed to death.’
‘Then let me see you walk this white line.’
‘I can’t do that, officer.’
*exasperated* ‘Why the hell not??’
‘Because I’m severely drunk.’
Boru
‘I can’t do that, officer. I have severe vertigo. I could pass out.’
‘Well, then blow into this breathalyzer for me.’
‘I can’t do that, officer. I have severe asthma. I could suffocate.’
‘Then I’m going to have to take you in for a blood alcohol test.’
‘I can’t do that officer. I have severe haemophila. I could bleed to death.’
‘Then let me see you walk this white line.’
‘I can’t do that, officer.’
*exasperated* ‘Why the hell not??’
‘Because I’m severely drunk.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
