RE: Do you hold the door for people?
January 15, 2023 at 5:42 pm
(This post was last modified: January 15, 2023 at 5:44 pm by Anomalocaris.)
Normally I hold the door open for other people.
But on a few special occasions I even add a bonus. I hold it long enough for them to take it for granted that it will be held open until they pass, and then slam it closed in their faces, and then regret in a voice calculated to be loud enough to be heard through the still quivering closed door that it wasn’t quite on their faces.
But on a few special occasions I even add a bonus. I hold it long enough for them to take it for granted that it will be held open until they pass, and then slam it closed in their faces, and then regret in a voice calculated to be loud enough to be heard through the still quivering closed door that it wasn’t quite on their faces.