RE: joke time
January 20, 2023 at 12:26 pm
(This post was last modified: January 20, 2023 at 1:45 pm by arewethereyet.)
An alcoholic, a sex addict, and a pothead die and go to hell.
Satan decides to lock them each in a room with their addiction of choice.
The alcoholic is a room filled with booze, the sex addict is locked in a room filled with sexy young women, the pothead is locked in a room filled to the ceiling with herb.
They all think it's not going to be so bad.
A hundred years later Satan goes to check on them. The alcoholic drank all the booze in the first year and has suffered with a 99-year hangover and is miserable.
The sex addict is running around the room crying...he tells Satan that at first it was all okay but now he was being chased by women who were well over a hundred years old.
The pothead is sobbing in his room full of herb.
Satan asks what the problem is.
The pothead asks...dude, do you have a lighter?
Satan decides to lock them each in a room with their addiction of choice.
The alcoholic is a room filled with booze, the sex addict is locked in a room filled with sexy young women, the pothead is locked in a room filled to the ceiling with herb.
They all think it's not going to be so bad.
A hundred years later Satan goes to check on them. The alcoholic drank all the booze in the first year and has suffered with a 99-year hangover and is miserable.
The sex addict is running around the room crying...he tells Satan that at first it was all okay but now he was being chased by women who were well over a hundred years old.
The pothead is sobbing in his room full of herb.
Satan asks what the problem is.
The pothead asks...dude, do you have a lighter?
I'm your huckleberry.
