A Scotsman phones his boss and says, 'I can't come in today, sir - I have a wee cough.'
'You have a wee cough?'
'Very kind of you, sir. I'll see you in seven days!'
Boru
'You have a wee cough?'
'Very kind of you, sir. I'll see you in seven days!'
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax