In a bookshop.
Me, "Do you have the new medical book about small penises?"
Employee, "I don't think it's in yet."
Me, "Yes, that's the one."
Me, "Do you have the new medical book about small penises?"
Employee, "I don't think it's in yet."
Me, "Yes, that's the one."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"