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[Rev. Rye]

Actually, no. Literally all I had to do to check is google “are children allowed in nudist resorts” (hopefully, this doesn't put me on a watchlist) and I found out that, as a rule, they are. I found one in California which didn’t, and this decision is controversial, especially among nudists.

Of course, the rest do seem to have provisos that children have to be supervised at all times (usually by their parents specifically), and that’s on top of the usual prohibitions on taking photos (some resorts allow photography but ONLY if anyone in the frame consents to having their picture taken, some forbid it altogether), which are extremely understandable and reasonable. And for an example, here’s one set of rules from a naturist resort in my home state.

They’re allowed in but they cannot be around the naked adults?  I wonder why that is if there is nothing wrong with naked adults being around kids?  You should look up the state laws on this matter.  Not sure why you’d be on a watchlist if there’s nothing wrong with all of this.

Yes, they can be around the naked adults. They're REQUIRED to be around naked adults. That's what I fucking said, and I just bolded the part where I said they did.

The thing about a watchlist is because, frankly, it's not normal to think about kids and nudity as much as you apparently seem to. Even nudists don't think about children and genitalia as much as you seem to.