A year three teacher asks her class, "what do you want to be when you grow up?"
Little Johnny sticks his hand up and replies, "I wanna be a billionaire. I'll have a bitch that I'll give an apartment in the islands, a mansion in Paris, a private jet so that she can go anywhere she wants, and an unlimited credit card. In exchange I'll screw her three times a day!"
Shocked, the teacher ignores him and repeats the same question to the rest of the class.
In the back, little Nancy puts her hand up and replies. "I wsnt to be Johnny's bitch!"
Little Johnny sticks his hand up and replies, "I wanna be a billionaire. I'll have a bitch that I'll give an apartment in the islands, a mansion in Paris, a private jet so that she can go anywhere she wants, and an unlimited credit card. In exchange I'll screw her three times a day!"
Shocked, the teacher ignores him and repeats the same question to the rest of the class.
In the back, little Nancy puts her hand up and replies. "I wsnt to be Johnny's bitch!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
