joke time

[The Valkyrie]

When I was younger I was dragged along to one of those baptisms where you walk into a river and get dunked in.

When it was my turn, I walked into the river, the priest shouted. "I bless you in the name of Jesus!" and dunked my head under.

After a moment, he pulled me up again and said, "Did you see Lord Jesus?"

"No," I replied.

So he shouted again, "I bless you in the name of Jesus!", and dunked my head under for 30 seconds.

"Did you See Lord Jesus this time?"

"No," I replied.

He shouted even more loudly, "I bless you in the name of Jesus!, and pushed me under and held me under the water for over a minute.

When he pulled me up again, he shouted, "Did you see Lord Jesus?"

"No," I replied. "Are you sure this is where the prick fell in?"