(April 11, 2023 at 7:38 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: My doctor sent me for a prostate exam at the hospital. I went, reluctantly, got called into the office, and patiently suffered through the very personal examination.
When the examining surgeon left, a nurse came in and asked, “Who the heck was that?”
"Tell me when you feel my finger!"
"Uh, I feel it now!"
"Look, no hands!"
I'll let you work it out..
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"