RE: Roe v. Wade is gone.
April 12, 2023 at 1:14 pm
(This post was last modified: April 12, 2023 at 1:27 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Satire is dead. You cant even make jokes about fugitive uterus acts anymore. Satire only works when the douche in question won't turn themselves into a clown without your help.
Dmitry, I'm sorry your parents loved you less than they loved themselves. The truth, the thing they didn't tell you, babe that you are, about sex..is that it leads to orgasm, not pregnancy, orgasm. Maybe they're worried you're a feckless piece of shit that will waste your life chasing orgasm after orgasm instead of making something of yourself, if they told you the truth? You should ask them.
Meanwhile, they're fuckin. They're doing shit you've only ever seen in pron. Every....single....night. Dollars to donuts, the same mom and dad that tell you not to fall for the seduction of heavy petting -because baby- are enjoying being covered in the other person on the regular. Your mom owns a pearl necklace, your dad guzzles. Bet your moms knows where your dads prostate is. Again...ask em....and yet...you don't have a bajillion siblings? That's because sex leads to orgasm, not babies, nine times out of ten even if you're trying. I've personally fucked tens of thousands of times and only have five children to show for it. If sex were a product marketed for making babies, it'd get recalled for ineffectiveness.
Dmitry, I'm sorry your parents loved you less than they loved themselves. The truth, the thing they didn't tell you, babe that you are, about sex..is that it leads to orgasm, not pregnancy, orgasm. Maybe they're worried you're a feckless piece of shit that will waste your life chasing orgasm after orgasm instead of making something of yourself, if they told you the truth? You should ask them.
Meanwhile, they're fuckin. They're doing shit you've only ever seen in pron. Every....single....night. Dollars to donuts, the same mom and dad that tell you not to fall for the seduction of heavy petting -because baby- are enjoying being covered in the other person on the regular. Your mom owns a pearl necklace, your dad guzzles. Bet your moms knows where your dads prostate is. Again...ask em....and yet...you don't have a bajillion siblings? That's because sex leads to orgasm, not babies, nine times out of ten even if you're trying. I've personally fucked tens of thousands of times and only have five children to show for it. If sex were a product marketed for making babies, it'd get recalled for ineffectiveness.
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