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"Thank You, Jesus..... May I Have Another?"

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"Thank You, Jesus..... May I Have Another?"
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RE: "Thank You, Jesus..... May I Have Another?"
December 11, 2011 at 1:59 am (This post was last modified: December 11, 2011 at 2:25 am by Anomalocaris.)
(December 10, 2011 at 11:59 pm)TheGreatestHoopty Wrote:
Quote:Proverbs 13:24

New International Version (NIV)

24 Whoever spares the rod hates their children,
but the one who loves their children is careful to discipline them.
[/quote]

Which is basically trite double talk meaning "Thou shall beat the shit out of your children if they don't place me, the psychiatric case from Galilee, above all else, but I, the psychiatric case from Galilee, hereby absolves myself of any responsibility should blame descend upon you for beating the shit out of your children"
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"Thank You, Jesus..... May I Have Another?"

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"Thank You, Jesus..... May I Have Another?" - by Minimalist - December 10, 2011 at 6:34 pm
RE: "Thank You, Jesus..... May I Have Another?" - by Cyberman - December 10, 2011 at 7:42 pm
RE: "Thank You, Jesus..... May I Have Another?" - by Anomalocaris - December 11, 2011 at 1:59 am
RE: "Thank You, Jesus..... May I Have Another?" - by Cyberman - December 10, 2011 at 10:23 pm
RE: "Thank You, Jesus..... May I Have Another?" - by Shell B - December 10, 2011 at 10:31 pm
RE: "Thank You, Jesus..... May I Have Another?" - by Cyberman - December 10, 2011 at 11:12 pm

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