(May 14, 2023 at 11:01 pm)The Grand Nudger Wrote: I went to take out the trash, and there was a fucking gorilla in my driveway. Good thing I had my slingshot!
I was minding my own business at the zoo when I noticed there was a goddamned gorilla in the bushes. Nobody else saw it. I'm there with my kids. I knew I had to act. Good thing I had my slingshot!
I saw a werewolf drinking a piña colada at Trader Vic's. Man, his hair was perfect.
So I shot him.