My Life As A Republican

[Rev. Rye]

For most of my life, I was a Democrat, but 10 years ago, something happened, that made me want to be a Republican. I won't say what that event was, but it changed my character in a significant way. So I've been a Republican for the last 10 years, and it's made me a lot less innocent. Before I turned Republican, I smoked weed as much as I could, and flirted with girls. I didn't watch much Netflix. I used to rap. But that all changed. After the incident 10 years ago, I became an alcoholic, drinking mostly beer, and some liquor. That lasted for about a year and a half. I tried getting into weed again, but that ended up being a poor decision. I started watching a lot of Netflix, mainly because I was always so bored. My paranoia and anxiety was at an all time high. I'm medicated now and doing much better. Still a Republican.

So, let me see if I can get this straight: a decade ago, you liked girls, rap, and weed. Then something happened that turned you Republican. This made you go from weed to booze. You tried going back into weed, and regretted it. You discovered Netflix and this led to you undergoing a mental downward spiral. You went on meds and are still a Republican, which factors bugger-all into this little non-story.

Is there a point to any of this?