My Life As A Republican

[BrianSoddingBoru4]

12 years older than you, lad. 

And it doesn’t matter when the border poll is called, because the re-unifiers are going to lose, and lose big. With the NI population roughly split between Catholics and Protestants and more than 40% of Catholics preferring to stay in the UK or undecided, the re-unifiers are finished before they start.

I’m confident in predicting that the re-unification of Ireland will be celebrated by massive flocks of swine, soaring majestically through the skies above Belfast.

Boru

Do you know any Welsh? The language, I mean.

No, and I have no desire to learn a language where you need half a pint of phlegm in your throat just to pronounce the place names. ‘Never ask for directions in Wales, Baldrick - you’ll be covered in spit from head to toe.’ - Edmund Blackadder.

Boru