[Serious] Ask a firearms enthusiast

[Anomalocaris]

Yeah, the flamethrower thing was a joke. To be clear, I’m not anti-gun (not exactly pro-gun, either). I’m fortunate to live in a country that manages to combine a high rate of gun ownership with fairly extensive gun regulation and a low rate of violent crimes.

Boru

Excuse me, where is this wonderland and how do i migrate there?

You go past the point where you fall off the southern edge of the world and keep going south for about another fortnight.