What is the most absurd error message a program you have made was outputting?

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In HS, we had to write and debug our own programs. Granted, 40 years ago and it was BASIC, so much smaller files, but the training was to follow the information-flow of your program. Today's programs probably require machine debugging, but there you are: don't you know how to use a debugger?

I hope FA isn't programming autopilot routines for a jetliner! Or maybe he already works for Boeing?

I am a third-year computer science student. Have been for three years now, and it seems to me I will not finish it even this year. I have two courses left: Communication Skills and Basics of Automatic Control. Basics of Automatic Control is very difficult, probably the most difficult course in the entire curriculum.

You've been in your third year of a four year degree for three years?!? How many years did it take you to get through your first and second years?!?

You can't be arsed to do your own work, or learn anything outside class time. You will never succeed at any professional level.