A heavyset woman in a sleeveless dress enters a bar, raises her arm revealing an extremely hairy armpit and bellows, ‘Which one of you slobs wants to buy a girl a drink?’
Silence falls for a few seconds, then a drunk in the back calls out, ‘Give the ballerina a double gin and put it on my tab!’
The woman gulps down her free drink, raises her arm a second time - displaying the same un-groomed armpit - and once more bellows, ‘Which one of you slobs wants to buy a girl a drink?’ The same drunk yells out, ‘Give the ballerina a boilermaker and put it on my tab!’
At this point, another patron asks the drunk, ‘You can buy her whatever you like, but I have to ask - what makes you think she’s a ballerina?’
‘Pfft. Any woman who can raise her leg that high has GOT to be a ballerina.’
Boru
Silence falls for a few seconds, then a drunk in the back calls out, ‘Give the ballerina a double gin and put it on my tab!’
The woman gulps down her free drink, raises her arm a second time - displaying the same un-groomed armpit - and once more bellows, ‘Which one of you slobs wants to buy a girl a drink?’ The same drunk yells out, ‘Give the ballerina a boilermaker and put it on my tab!’
At this point, another patron asks the drunk, ‘You can buy her whatever you like, but I have to ask - what makes you think she’s a ballerina?’
‘Pfft. Any woman who can raise her leg that high has GOT to be a ballerina.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
