RE: joke time
June 23, 2023 at 4:29 pm
(This post was last modified: June 23, 2023 at 4:31 pm by BrianSoddingBoru4.)
A young man goes to a pharmacy and asks to buy some condoms. The pharmacist asks him how many. ‘Well,’ says the man, ‘I’ve only been dating this girl for a few weeks. But tonight I’m meeting her parents for the first time for dinner. After that, we’re going out for a night on the town, so I think this could be it. Better give me a dozen.’
At dinner that evening, the man asks if he could give the blessing. Everyone bows their heads, and the man returns thanks. But he goes on and on, bringing up topics like mercy, forgiveness, and understanding.
After a few minutes of this, his girlfriend leans over to him and whispers, ‘You never told me you were so religious.’
He whispers back, ‘Well, you never told me your father was a pharmacist!’
Boru
At dinner that evening, the man asks if he could give the blessing. Everyone bows their heads, and the man returns thanks. But he goes on and on, bringing up topics like mercy, forgiveness, and understanding.
After a few minutes of this, his girlfriend leans over to him and whispers, ‘You never told me you were so religious.’
He whispers back, ‘Well, you never told me your father was a pharmacist!’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
