Pastafarianism owns atheism with a single verse

[The Valkyrie]

Hello members of the forum

I write this thread for honest atheists who are willing to reconsider their position. Pastafarianism settled the issue of doubting God a very long time ago. God's existence is self-evident in his creation and the beauty of The Food Network.

6:9 / Their messengers told ˹them˺, “Bring 2½ cups of water to a boil in a small saucepan. Add the noodles and cook for 2 minutes. Add the flavor packet, stir, and continue to cook for another 30 seconds.”

That's it, that's how much it takes in the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster to deal with atheism once and for all: not discussing what is self-evident, because it would be less than self-evident, and it isn't. There is no doubt about God or , because the Food Network and everything else require an originator. Atheists are fooling themselves, Rachael Ray's career can't be explained by dumb luck.

Thank your for reading. May the FSM bless you and lead you to the right path, Ramen.

It's THREE cups of water, heretic!

I call for Noodly Jihad on the unbelievers!!