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Cyrilism destroys all religions with a single verse
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Cyrilism destroys all religions with a single verse
Hello everyone,

I would like to demonstrate how Cyril, The Great Space Wombat, destroys all other religions.

For did not Cyril say, "I'm the only God. The others are fake! Prove me wrong!!"
- Book of Cyril 15:1.45

Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:

"You did WHAT?  With WHO?  WHERE???"
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I used to call my oldest a wombat. But her name is Jenny. Wombats rule.
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All hail Cyril and his cubical poo!!

Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
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I wasn't actually familiar with what a wombat was. Vaguely reminiscent of the marmot, which spawned the epic line in a nature film, that, "This is Marmot country."

I don't know why. I just get a kick out of that.
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RE: Cyrilism destroys all religions with a single verse
(July 12, 2023 at 8:29 pm)Angrboda Wrote: I wasn't actually familiar with what a wombat was.  Vaguely reminiscent of the marmot, which spawned the epic line in a nature film, that, "This is Marmot country."

I don't know why.  I just get a kick out of that.

Encountered marmots all over the place when backpacking in the High Sierras.

They look all cute and cuddly in photos, but those suckers are *big*.

Surrounded by a half-dozen two-foot-tall rodents with large teeth, yelling at you while you're bent over collecting water in a canteen, twenty miles from anywhere, is a bit...unnerving.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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