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Cyrilism destroys all religions with a single verse
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Cyrilism destroys all religions with a single verse
Hello everyone,

I would like to demonstrate how Cyril, The Great Space Wombat, destroys all other religions.

For did not Cyril say, "I'm the only God. The others are fake! Prove me wrong!!"
- Book of Cyril 15:1.45
Dying to live, living to die.
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RE: Cyrilism destroys all religions with a single verse
I used to call my oldest a wombat. But her name is Jenny. Wombats rule.
  
“If you are the smartest person in the room, then you are in the wrong room.” — Confucius
                                      
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RE: Cyrilism destroys all religions with a single verse
All hail Cyril and his cubical poo!!

Boru
‘But it does me no injury for my neighbour to say there are twenty gods or no gods. It neither picks my pocket nor breaks my leg.’ - Thomas Jefferson
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RE: Cyrilism destroys all religions with a single verse
I wasn't actually familiar with what a wombat was. Vaguely reminiscent of the marmot, which spawned the epic line in a nature film, that, "This is Marmot country."

I don't know why. I just get a kick out of that.
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RE: Cyrilism destroys all religions with a single verse
(July 12, 2023 at 8:29 pm)Angrboda Wrote: I wasn't actually familiar with what a wombat was.  Vaguely reminiscent of the marmot, which spawned the epic line in a nature film, that, "This is Marmot country."

I don't know why.  I just get a kick out of that.

Encountered marmots all over the place when backpacking in the High Sierras.

They look all cute and cuddly in photos, but those suckers are *big*.

Surrounded by a half-dozen two-foot-tall rodents with large teeth, yelling at you while you're bent over collecting water in a canteen, twenty miles from anywhere, is a bit...unnerving.
Disappointing theists since 1968!
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