RE: joke time
August 4, 2023 at 8:27 pm
(This post was last modified: August 4, 2023 at 10:07 pm by The Valkyrie.)
An elderly couple approach a car salesman in a dealership after they see him sell the car they were interested in yo a tall, long-legged blonde.
"You were going to hold that car for us!" Says the older man.
"Yes, I was, but she had the cash up front!"
"And you said there was no discount. Yet you sold it to that beautiful young lady for $65,000, but the sale price was $75,000!"
The car dealer smiles, "well, I couldn't resist. Just look at her!"
Just then, the blonde walks over and drops the keys into the old man's hand.
"There you are, grandpa. I told you I could get a good deal!"
"You were going to hold that car for us!" Says the older man.
"Yes, I was, but she had the cash up front!"
"And you said there was no discount. Yet you sold it to that beautiful young lady for $65,000, but the sale price was $75,000!"
The car dealer smiles, "well, I couldn't resist. Just look at her!"
Just then, the blonde walks over and drops the keys into the old man's hand.
"There you are, grandpa. I told you I could get a good deal!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
