A man and a woman go on a first date. Things go so well that they head back to her house.
After a little fooling around, he takes off his jacket, then washes his hands.
Then he takes off his shirt, and washes his hands.
"You must be a dentist," she says.
"Yes, actually. How did you know?"
"Every time you take something off, you wash your hands!"
Things got heavy, and they made for the bedroom.
Afterwards she says, "You must be a very good dentist!"
"Yes, I am. How did you know?"
"Because I didn't feel a thing!"
After a little fooling around, he takes off his jacket, then washes his hands.
Then he takes off his shirt, and washes his hands.
"You must be a dentist," she says.
"Yes, actually. How did you know?"
"Every time you take something off, you wash your hands!"
Things got heavy, and they made for the bedroom.
Afterwards she says, "You must be a very good dentist!"
"Yes, I am. How did you know?"
"Because I didn't feel a thing!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"
