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[The Valkyrie]

A maid asks her mistress for a pay rise.

Mistress: "You want more money? Give me three reasons I should give you a pay rise!"

Maid. "I'm a better cook than you.

Mistress, "who told you that?"

Maid, "Your husband."

Mistress, "Okay. Second reason?"

Maid, "I'm better at ironing than you."

Mistress, "Who told you that?"

Maid, "Your husband.

Mistress, "okay. Third reason?"

Maid, "I'm better in bed than you."

The mistress is ouraged!

"Did my husband tell you THAT, too?"

Maid, "No, the driver and the gardener!"

Mistress, "Okay, shut up, I'll give you your pay rise!"