Top 5 Personal Worst Pathogen Sick

[Rev. Rye]

1. 2015 onwards, idiopathic hypersomnia. I can count the times I've woken up refreshed in the morning in the past eight or so years on my fingers. Even on those days, I still end up nodding off at inopportune times. Modafinil helps a bit, but nowhere near enough to make me ready for anything resembling a normal sleep schedule.
2. 2013-4, severe stomach issues (eventually named "functional dyspepsia") that turned out to be psychosomatic. When I say severe, think "anything you eat will cause heartburn at an absolute minimum." Somehow, amitryptiline ended up fixing it.
3. One severe 24-hour virus in my teens. Don't know what year it is, only that it happened on a New Year's Eve. It was severe enough that I could hold nothing down, not even a sip of water. It's this high, because, well, can you imagine being able to survive for long if you couldn't even take a sip of water without puking it up?
4. Summer 2013. I was (likely) one of the victims of a Cyclosporiasis outbreak. I wasn't given a test for it, but the doctors thought the symptoms matched up.
5. 2022 COVID. It was a bit worse than the average flu, but I think my having three jabs at the time had something to do with that.