joke time

[The Valkyrie]

I still remember my first day of school.

There was me, my best friend Cassie, and a little Abbo boy named Charlie.

The teacher got us together and tried leading us in a rendition of "Old MacDonald"..

"You go first, Rebecca," she said.

So I said, "I"ll do chooks.  'With a chook-chook here, and a chook-chook there!  Here a chook.  There a chook.  Everywhere a chook-chook!'"

"Okay Cassie, your turn!"

So Cassie said, "I'll do sheep. 'With a baa-baa here, and a baa-baa there.  Here a baa, there a baa.  Everywhere a baa-baa!'"

"Very good Cassie.  Your turn, Charlie!"

"Can I do pigs?:

"Of course you can.  When you're ready."

Charlie cleared his throat, "Okay, you black bastards.  Get out of the car and keep your hands where I can see them!"

Having never seen the term before...is "Abbo" PC?

(Honest question.)

Probsbly not.

But it's common Aussie slang.