(November 18, 2023 at 8:14 am)Fake Messiah Wrote: Two Catholic priests are having a conversation when one priest asks the other, "What would you do if you walked into your bedroom and saw a naked six-year-old boy sleeping on your bed?"
The second priest thinks a little bit and says "Nothing. What about you?"
"Oh, same as you, I would lie."
My new phrase, "Today sucked more than a choirboy at a Catholic priest convention", isn't popular with some staff...
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"