Two nuns are walking down a dark street when two men accost them, drag them into an alley, and start having sex with them.
"Forgive them, father, for they know not what they do!" Yells the first none.
"Speak for yourself," exclaims the second nun, "mine's a pro!"
"Forgive them, father, for they know not what they do!" Yells the first none.
"Speak for yourself," exclaims the second nun, "mine's a pro!"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"