(December 2, 2023 at 5:17 am)BrianSoddingBoru4 Wrote:(December 2, 2023 at 2:59 am)The Valkyrie Wrote: Two nuns are walking down a dark street when two men accost them, drag them into an alley, and start having sex with them.
"Forgive them, father, for they know not what they do!" Yells the first none.
"Speak for yourself," exclaims the second nun, "mine's a pro!"
Reminds me of:
Three nuns are sitting on a park bench, discussing whatever the hell it is nuns discuss on park benches, when a naked man with a huge erection strolls by.
The first nun had a stroke,
The second nun had a stroke.
The third nun didn't touch him.
Boru
The version I know goes, "one had a stroke but the other couldn't reach."
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"