Me, shouting to my boss, "Do you ever get a sharp pain in your body as if someone has a voodoo doll of you and is stabbing pins into it?"
Boss, yelling back from his office, "No, why?"
Me, "How about now?"
Boss, yelling back from his office, "No, why?"
Me, "How about now?"
Playing Cluedo with my mum while I was at Uni:
"You did WHAT? With WHO? WHERE???"