The local Catholic Church is holding a marriage seminar, and the priest invites an elderly congregant to address the young couples attending.
‘Luigi,’ says the priest, ‘you’ve been married for almost 50 years to the same woman. Would you like to explain to these young people how, in this age of high divorce rates, you accomplished such a feat.’
‘Well,’ says Luigi, ‘I always treated my wife with kindness and respect, and I never stinted when it came to spending money on her. But the best thing I ever did was take her to Italy for our tenth anniversary.’
‘You’re clearly a role model for all the other husbands here tonight. If I may ask, what do you have planned for your fiftieth anniversary?’
‘I’m gonna go get her.’
Boru
‘Luigi,’ says the priest, ‘you’ve been married for almost 50 years to the same woman. Would you like to explain to these young people how, in this age of high divorce rates, you accomplished such a feat.’
‘Well,’ says Luigi, ‘I always treated my wife with kindness and respect, and I never stinted when it came to spending money on her. But the best thing I ever did was take her to Italy for our tenth anniversary.’
‘You’re clearly a role model for all the other husbands here tonight. If I may ask, what do you have planned for your fiftieth anniversary?’
‘I’m gonna go get her.’
Boru
‘I can’t be having with this.’ - Esmeralda Weatherwax
