RE: Dear Atheists: what would convince you God/Christ is Real?
January 8, 2024 at 8:41 pm
(This post was last modified: January 8, 2024 at 8:49 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Oh, man, you probably don't realize how weird it is to believe that. Don't get me wrong, I could raise my right hand over anything and say the magic words...but do you really think that would make me christian?
Adultery, sexual sin? These things are no issue for me. I'm a deeply committed serial monogamist with a family brood to shame an ant colony. It's the goddamned preachers and fundies that keep getting found out underneath the poolboy smoking crack. I'm so vanilla it's fucking embarrassing in good company. A real party killer.
King Solomon™ was a wizard. My christian relationship collapsed like flan in a cupboard. Pagan values are what makes us stronk like oak now. Your jesus shit is dollar store consumerism...to me. When the entire world forgets that your god ever existed...like so many gods before it, people like me will still be here, still doing the same shit, still relevant. Still happy. Meanwhile, you'll be a footnote in some future middle school social studies book about the pre-fall world, lol. Begging folks like us for goceries.
-and we'll give em to ya, because we're not assholes.
Adultery, sexual sin? These things are no issue for me. I'm a deeply committed serial monogamist with a family brood to shame an ant colony. It's the goddamned preachers and fundies that keep getting found out underneath the poolboy smoking crack. I'm so vanilla it's fucking embarrassing in good company. A real party killer.
King Solomon™ was a wizard. My christian relationship collapsed like flan in a cupboard. Pagan values are what makes us stronk like oak now. Your jesus shit is dollar store consumerism...to me. When the entire world forgets that your god ever existed...like so many gods before it, people like me will still be here, still doing the same shit, still relevant. Still happy. Meanwhile, you'll be a footnote in some future middle school social studies book about the pre-fall world, lol. Begging folks like us for goceries.
-and we'll give em to ya, because we're not assholes.
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