joke time

[A. Secular Human]

It's a hot day in the old West when the Lone Ranger and Tonto ride into a town.

Seeing the saloon, the Lone Ranger rides over jumps off his horse and says to Tonto, "I'm just going into the saloon for a quick beer.  Since it's so hot, I'll need you to run in circles around Silver to create a breeze and keep him cool."

So, Tonto starts running in circles around the horse while Mr. Ranger goes into the saloon and has a cold beer.

He has a couple more and soon loses track of time.

A few hours later, a big cowboy walks into the saloon and shouts, "Who owns the big white horse out at the hitching post?"

The Lone Ranger stands up, his hand slipping down to his gun, "That horse is mine," he says in a low, threatening voice, "is there a problem?"

The saloon goes quiet.

The barman takes cover behind the bar.

The big cowboy responds, "I wanted you to know, you left your injun running!"

I thought it was going to be something about turning into butter...